Total Medals Earned: 76 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,625 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/360 points)
Your very first gold!
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (180/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/10 (150/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points